COTD: The Bernank

As Treasury Cash Drops To Just $14.2 Billion, And No Bond Auctions Until Next Week, Is America About To Run Out Of Cash? | zero hedge: "by TwoShortPlanks
on Mon, 03/14/2011 - 18:34
#1052409

NEWS HEADLINE: US Government commences the construction of large shipping vessles for live [white] human slave exports to China. The US Treasury expects to generate enough money to keep Congress in a lifestyle they have previously become accustom to. The first vessel under construction is 'The Bernank', Captain Blythe is reported to have said, 'We've already nicknamed The Bernank to 'The Mudguard', because like the real Bernank, it has a shiny top, with shit underneath'. US Government official say this is the first ever 100% environmentally friendly ocean-going craft, stating that because it is human powered, it runs on body fat rather than valuable Fossil Fuels."

Seems plausible to me...