The Song of the Useful Idiots (verse 2): "Privacy is a right! Freedom of choice! KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF OUR BEDROOMS!
(Unless it’s a committed Catholic’s bedroom, in which case the Papist’s hostility toward contraception is just crazy and irrational, and so has no justifiable claim to privacy, it being a crime against reason itself, and so can’t in good SCIENTIFIC and MEDICAL conscience be allowed to stand in the way of women’s health. In other words, the complaints of a few nutjobs that their privacy is being invaded cannot be permitted to trump a person’s right to fuck using other people’s money as a sperm barrier, or, if that fails, an egg beater.)
Now. Who wants to go tell the military what kinds of foods soldiers must eat?
Posted by Jeff G. @ 12:39 pm"
Hoo-ahh-ha-ha-ha.
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