Friday, July 8, 2011

Twittering The Twit

Iowahawk is baaack:

iowahawk: Questions, So Many Questions: "Instead of making cars get 62 mpg, why not 62 million mpg? Also, do something about the gravitational constant.

Don't you just hate going through those TSA lines? And hey, what about that airline food?

Serious question: what's the biggest hardship you've ever dealt with in your life?

Have you ever had a menial job, changed your own oil, or fixed a toilet?

Subtract Malia's age from the number of states. Multiply the result by the number of jobs saved or created.

Math wasn't your strong suit, was it?

I let my Mexican drug lord license expire. Am I still eligible for the free machine gun program?

When you're visiting his volcano lair, does George Soros let you feed the laser sharks?

The staffer who suggested this Twitter Town Hall is fired, isn't he?

Are you smart enough to create a problem so big that even you could not solve it?

Why isn't your cabinet unionized?"
Needless to say, RTWT...