Dear Neighbors,

Ace of Spades HQ: "And anything else that emerges from the darkest depths of your scary minds....."

Couldn't you at least consider "Moo'ing" when farmer Obama walks by?

(Oof. The image resize screwed this up somehow. You just need to know that all the turkeys are "Moo'ing" and the farmer is blind with a cane.)

Let me guess -- you've never even read "Animal Farm" have you?