Waterloo-less

Old Soviet jokes become the new American reality: "World's greatest conquerors meet in the afterlife and start talking about the only remaining superpower, the United States.

Attila the Hun: "If I had American guns, I could have conquered Rome."

Mohammed: "If I had American tanks, I could have conquered all of Asia, Africa, and Europe."

Genghis Khan: "If I had American planes, I could have conquered the entire world."

Napoleon: "If I had American mainstream media, the world would have never learned what happened at Waterloo.""