Old Soviet jokes become the new American reality: "World's greatest conquerors meet in the afterlife and start talking about the only remaining superpower, the United States.
Attila the Hun: "If I had American guns, I could have conquered Rome."
Mohammed: "If I had American tanks, I could have conquered all of Asia, Africa, and Europe."
Genghis Khan: "If I had American planes, I could have conquered the entire world."
Napoleon: "If I had American mainstream media, the world would have never learned what happened at Waterloo.""
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