Saturday, January 5, 2013

More For You Comrade...

Old Soviet jokes become the new American reality: "Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's the other way around.

What is more useful... newspapers or television? Newspapers of course. You can't wipe your ass with a television.

Why is communism superior to capitalism? Because it heroically overcomes problems that do not exist in any other system.

What is an exchange of opinion? You go the the KGB with your opinion and, after torture, you return with theirs.

There is a very big difference between capitalism and socialism... In capitalism everything is to be sold -- in socialism everything is to be bought."