Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Of Which There Are Too G*dd*mned Many

Beijing Subway Can Get A Wee Crowded In The Mornings | Beijing Cream: "What you are looking at is Beijing Subway’s Line 13 on the morning of Thursday, July 18, around 7:30. It’s likely the Xierqi station — a picture of which, tweeted out by Joe Xu, we linked to on Friday — which is a transfer station and one of the cleaner, better-looking ones in the system. It has, like other stations in Beijing’s vast underground transportation network, built-in artificial bottlenecks intended to relieve congestion in the form of gates and narrow staircases. On some occasions, however, those fail. For you see, in China, sometimes there are simply too many goddamn people.

China is explained for you in this one video. Want to know why this country is the way it is? People. Many of them. Why is the pollution so bad? Too many people. Why are people pushy? Too many people. Why is there no soft power? The government censors too much shit and suppresses expression because they’re afraid of the people — the people of which there are too goddamn many."

On the one hand I cried with laughter and even some sympathy watching the sheer frustration of this. On the other hand, this is the home of our new Borg rulers.

Did I forget to mention how many of them there are?