Saturday, March 1, 2014

There Can Be Only One Solution To This...

News from The Associated Press: "BEIJING (AP) -- More than 10 knife-wielding attackers slashed people at a train station in southwestern China late Saturday in what authorities called a terrorist attack by Uighur separatists, and police fatally shot four of the assailants, leaving 33 people dead and 130 others wounded, state media said."
... which our genius political class will soon be exhorting on us. We just need to ban guns AND knives of course. \sarc

In case you're wondering how that will be sold to the Deltas, that's an easy one: If we all become vegetarians then we can figure out how to get by without using knives of course.  If you want to eat onions you'll just have to bite into them raw.

Oh, sh*t.  Teeth are sharp, aren't they?  Any bets about Einstein-class plans being brewed about that as we speak?